ALL-TIME BEST MOVIE QUOTES

 

Copyright © 1998 - 2016 by Jim Hull

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A while back, the Guinness Book of Records declared that "Bond -- James Bond" was the all-time most-famous movie phrase. Second was "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine" from "Casablanca." Third was "It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men," from a Mae West flicker.

Aside from the impeccable choice of the Bond slogan, would the person on the street think of the other two right away as among the most memorable film words? I'm not so sure. Off the top of my head I can think of crisper, better-known quotes from "Casablanca" and the Mae West films:

-- "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'" -- Casablanca


-- "Round up the usual suspects." -- Casablanca


-- " . . . This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." -- Casablanca


-- "Come up and see me." -- Mae West

There are lots of terrific, pithy quotes that could compete. What with the "100 Greatest Films" and "100 Greatest Books" lists that have surfaced recently to great controversy, maybe we should do our own thinking on these topics. I don't know what else was on the Guinness list, but here are some of my choices for movie quotes that have struck chords in us over the years:


-- "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -- Gone With the Wind


-- "E-T phone home!" -- E.T.: the Extra-Terrestrial


-- "Go ahead, make my day." -- Sudden Impact


-- "May the Force be with you." -- Star Wars


-- "I'll be back." -- The Terminator


-- "Plastics!" -- The Graduate


-- "If you build it, he will come." -- Field of Dreams


-- "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" -- Gone With the Wind


-- "Follow the Yellow Brick Road!" -- The Wizard of Oz


-- "They're heeeere!" -- Poltergeist


-- "Looking for me?" -- High Noon; Robocop


-- "I coulda been a contender!" -- On the Waterfront


-- "Stella!" -- A Streetcar Named Desire


-- "I just wanna go the distance." -- Rocky


-- "Open the pod-bay door, Hal." -- 2001: A Space Odyssey


-- "This is a fine mess you've gotten us in!" -- Another Fine Mess


-- "No matter where you go, there you are." -- Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension


-- "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." -- Animal Crackers


-- "His words took the sword from my hand." -- Ben-Hur


-- "'Twas Beauty killed the Beast." -- King Kong


-- "Oh, shiiiii--!!!" -- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid


-- "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." -- Chinatown


-- "Rosebud!" -- Citizen Kane


-- "There ain't no Sanity Clause!" -- A Night at the Opera


-- "I never drink...wine." -- Dracula


-- "Would you like a leg or a breast?" -- To Catch a Thief


-- "I still had the red-hot poker in my hands." -- Double Indemnity


-- "We blew it." -- Easy Rider


-- "I wish I were made of stone, like thee." -- The Hunchback of Notre Dame


-- "They're playing Tag, and we're It." -- Action in the North Atlantic


-- "Emergency! Emergency! Everybody to get from street!" -- The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming


-- "Lassie!" -- Lassie Come Home


-- "When the legend becomes fact, print the legend." -- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance


-- "I'm walkin' here!!" -- Midnight Cowboy


-- "I want a rhume for my muhnkey." -- The Pink Panther


-- "My father's work was doo-doo!" -- Young Frankenstein


-- "Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelled of elderberries!" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail


-- "Sorry. Wrong number." -- Sorry, Wrong Number


-- "Tarzan...Jane." -- Tarzan, the Ape Man


-- "We don't need no stinkin' badges!" -- Treasure of the Sierra Madre


-- "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!" -- The Wizard of Oz


-- "Doctor Jones! No more parachutes!" -- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom


-- "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?" -- Mae West

-- "Life will find a way." -- Jurassic Park


-- "Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at 'hello.'" -- Jerry Maguire


. . . . .

Okay, I've primed the pump. Now it's your turn. Send me your favorite movie quotes, especially ones that everyone knows. If I like 'em, I'll post 'em right here on my Web site! (See below; folks are already reporting in. Then click on my mail link at the bottom of this page.)

 


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-- "You make me want to be a better man." -- As Good As It Gets
(from SYRCUSEFAN@aol.com)

-- "Love means never having to say you're sorry." -- Love Story
(from Ken Williamson, NBC engineer)

-- "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." -- The Wizard of Oz
(from Maureen Pinsonnault and Joan Williamson)

-- "The truth! You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!" -- A Few Good Men
(from Ken Williamson, Mark Nelson)

-- "Who ARE those guys?" -- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
(from Alan Gray, scriptor)

-- "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok." -- Taxi Driver
(from Ken Williamson, Dave Soyars, Maureen Pinsonnault, CCH, tekn0phile)

-- "Elaine!!!!!" -- The Graduate
(from Ken Williamson)

-- "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." -- Apocalypse Now
(from John MacAdams, art director and Celtic rogue; also from Jim Dickey, Dave Slater)

-- "TODAY ... today ... I CONSIDER MYSELF ...sider-myself ... THE LUCKIEST MAN ...kiest-man ... ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH ...the-earth-the-earth-the-earth..." -- The Pride of the Yankees
(from Ken Williamson)

-- "We're gonna need a bigger boat." -- Jaws
(from Alan Gray, David Angelo)

-- "He has a wife, you know!" -- Monty Python's Life of Brian
(from Ken Williamson; this is getting embarrassing)

-- "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." -- The Godfather
(from Ken Williamson, as if you couldn't guess)

-- "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!" -- The Wizard of Oz
(from Joan Williamson, Ken's wife -- this is starting to seem like a conspiracy -- and from Libby Wilson)

-- "The object of war is not to die for your county. The object of war is to make the other dumb bastard die for his." -- Patton
(from Rob Schwartz, AIA)

-- "Show me the money!" -- Jerry Maguire
(from Maureen Pinsonnault)

-- "Although she looked as fertile as a Tennessee valley, her insides were a barren wasteland where my seed could find no purchase." Raising Arizona
(from Linda Sepulveda)

-- "If it's December 1941 in Casablanca, what time is it in New York?" ... "What? My watch stopped!" ... "I bet they are asleep in New York. I bet they are asleep all over America." -- Casablanca
(from Axel Voss)

-- "Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with the Senator's wife? I'd like to think that you killed a man. It's the romantic in me." ... "It was a combination of all three." -- Casablanca
(from Axel Voss)

-- "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan." -- Star Wars, Episode 4: A New Hope
(from Kevin Mitchell)

-- "Once we get out of the eighties, the nineties are gonna make the sixties look like the fifties." -- Flashback
(from Kevin Mitchell)

-- "It's not how you stand by your car. It's how you race your car." -- The Fast and the Furious
(from Gottawin14@aol.com)

-- "Just because you're a character doesn't mean you have
character." -- Pulp Fiction  (How'd he get in here?)

-- "You are too twisted for color TV." -- Steel Magnolias
(from Jennifer Hibner-Spencer)

-- "Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!" -- Soylent Green
(from Christine Dickson and Cindy Mills)

-- "All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain." -- Blade Runner
(from Iain and Deb Fullerton)

-- "We three king be stealin' the gold." -- Three Kings
(from Robert Davis)

-- "Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?" -- Star Wars IV: A New Hope
(from Robert Davis)

-- "We deal lead, friend." -- The Magnificent Seven
(from Jim Hogan)

-- "I live my life a quarter mile at a time." -- The Fast and the Furious
(from Gottawin, Leigh Beirley, Shannon P)

-- "What we've got here is failure
to communicate." -- Cool Hand Luke (from Brenda Graves and Gary Del Carlo)

-- "Looking good, Billy Ray!" "Feeling good, Louis!" -- Trading Places
(from Bob Lancaster, St Louis)

-- "God, Bud, y'all live like pigs!" -- Urban Cowboy
(from Karen Ledesma)

-- "How many pennies do you think it takes to fill this room?" ... "With or without us in it?" -- Abandon
(from Fredadel79@aol.com)

-- "I'll have what she's having." -- When Harry Met Sally
(from Linda Streetman)

-- "Vermont is lovely in the winter, what with all the snow." -- White Christmas
(from Collin Ruud)

-- "It's only in the mysterious equations of love that any logic or reason can be found." -- A Beautiful Mind
(from Collin Ruud)

-- "Resistance is futile!" -- Star Trek: First Contact
(from Nancy Fox)

-- "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me." -- The Graduate
(from Bballcutie)

-- "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -- The Princess Bride
(from Bballcutie, Keith Lehman, Melinda Kammerer)

-- "We're gonna give you a fair trial, followed by a first-class hanging." -- Silverado
(from Yoseph Malkin)

-- "Houston, we have a problem." -- Apollo 13
(from Brian Camozzi, Brett Moorman, Lydie)

-- "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." -- Office Space
(from Derinda Rivetti)

-- "You know something? You read too many comic books." -- Rebel Without a Cause
(from Mark Zajac)

-- "Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth." ... "What truth?" ... "There is no spoon." -- The Matrix
(from KatywithaY)

-- "You take the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill -- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." The Matrix


-- "Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?" -- The Matrix
(from Matt Allred)

-- "Go on without me. I'm not going anywhere. They've tied my shoelaces together." -- Hot Shots, Part Deux
(from Joshua Clark)

-- "I can't listen to that much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland." -- Manhattan Murder Mystery
(from Christian Seglert)

-- "That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing." -- Diamonds Are Forever
(from Christian Seglert)

-- "Make it a slow one, Stella." -- Sweet Home Alabama
(from Amby)

-- "I'm from Holland! Isn't that vierd?" -- Austin Powers in Goldmember
(from Joshua Clark)

-- "You... complete me." -- Jerry Maguire
(from John Smith)

-- "When you love someone, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just passes you by." -- My Best Friend's Wedding
(from John Smith)

-- "You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am
God." -- Malice (from Tammy Banks)

-- "This kind of love only comes around once in a lifetime." -- The Bridges of Madison County
(from Harriet, "Goddess Aphrodite")

-- "I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray; you wore blue." -- Casablanca
(from Bea Bea)

-- "This was no boating accident." -- Jaws
(from Gerry Janda, D.C.)

-- "I'll find 'im for three but I'll catch 'im and kill 'im for ten . . . Ten thousand bucks. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing." -- Jaws
(from Gerry Janda, D.C.)

-- "Has anybody Seen Richie? I'm gonna keep coming back until somebody sees Richie." -- Out For Justice
(from Sam Lenard)

-- "I'm funny how?" -- Goodfellas
(from Ronnie)

-- "Is it true how zey say zat you people are ... gifted? Oh, it's twue, it's twue, it's twue!" -- Blazing Saddles
(from Gerry Janda, D.C.)

-- "I'll be your huckleberry." -- Tombstone
(from Chrissy Hudson)

-- "Greed . . . is good." -- Wall Street
(from Debbie Hail)

-- "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." -- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
(from Debbie Hail)

-- "WAKE UP! Time to die." -- Blade Runner
(from Debbie Hail)

-- "The new phonebook's here! The new phonebook's here! I'm somebody now!" -- The Jerk
(from Kelly J.)

-- "Nobody puts Baby in a corner." -- Dirty Dancing
(from Michele, Susan Harris, Amanda Archibald)

-- "If they hadn't done what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive today." -- Reservoir Dogs
(from Ronnie)

-- "Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being." -- Moulin Rouge!
(from Pretty in Pink)

-- "Dude, where's my car?" -- Dude, Where's My Car?
(from Cheese Man)

-- "One hundred percent pure adrenaline. . . . All you gotta do is jump." -- Point Break
(from Adam Lehman)

-- "You make sure they remember, FOREVER, the night they played the Titans!" -- Remember the Titans
(from Tammy Banks)

-- "I'm not going to bury my son! My son is going to bury me!!" -- John Q
(from Sam Banks)

-- "I see dead people." -- The Sixth Sense
(from Debbie Hail, and from Tammy Banks)

-- "You're my touchstone. . . . " -- Terms of Endearment
(from William Brian)

-- "He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" -- Monty Python's Life of Brian
 (from Daniel Moores)

-- "Is this heaven?" ... "No, it's Iowa." -- Field Of Dreams
(from Pete Siekas)

-- "So you're from outer space?" ... "No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." -- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home


-- "That's all I got to say about that." -- Forrest Gump
(from Pete Siekas)

-- "Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get." -- Forrest Gump


-- "What law is it that says a woman is a better parent simply by virtue of her sex?" -- Kramer vs. Kramer
(from Tammy Banks)

-- "Why should we believe you?" ... "Because, unlike other Robin Hoods, I speak with an English accent." -- Robin Hood: Men in Tights
(from Collin Ruud)

-- "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." -- The Usual Suspects
(from Jennifer Bispo, Lydie)

-- "Not everyone believes what you do, Morpheus." ... "My beliefs do not require them to." -- The Matrix Reloaded
(from Sylvia Johnson)

-- "I'm a Llama again!" -- The Emperor's New Groove
(from Juliette Cabrera)

-- "Freeeeedom!!" -- Braveheart
(from Christopher T. Evans, A1C, USAF)

-- "Stupid is as stupid does." -- Forrest Gump
(from Christopher T. Evans, A1C, USAF)

-- "I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so bad!" -- You've Got Mail
(from Michael A. Cuthbertson and HR Betty Boop)

-- "You're so money and you don't even know it" -- Swingers
(from Neysa Aiken)

-- "There's no crying in baseball!" -- A League of Their Own
(from Peter C. Goswick and Tricia McGinity)

-- "I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it." -- A Few Good Men
(from Goh Cher Wee)

-- "Get busy living, or get busy dying." -- The Shawshank Redemption
(from Bobert)

-- "Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected." -- Fight Club
(from Whisky Drinkin' Clown)

-- "Don't ever tell me the odds!" -- The Empire Strikes Back
(from Dink and Rudder)

-- "We're on a mission from God." -- The Blues Brothers
(from Dink and Rudder, Steve Joyal)

-- "Instant gratification takes too long." -- Postcards from the Edge
(from Dink and Rudder)

-- "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, 'I drank what?!'" -- Real Genius
(from Dink and Rudder)

-- "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" -- Dirty Harry
(from Matt Allred)

-- "All righty then!" -- Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
(from Matt Allred, Bobby Dennis)

-- "Well, isn't this place a geographic oddity. Two weeks from everywhere." -- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
(from Matt Allred)

--"Hasta la vista, baby!" -- Terminator 2: Judgment Day
(from Richard)

--"Where is Hasta la Vista Baby?" -- Terminator 2: Judgment Day
(from Tim Foley)

--" . . . If I hadn't been very rich, I might have been a really great man." --Citizen Kane
(from Eric Michael)

--"Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend." --The Godfather, Part II
(from Joey Navas)

--"Some little filly break your heart?" ... "No, it was a girl." -- Dumb and Dumber
(from Joao Pereira)

--"To infinity, and beyond!" -- Toy Story
(from Anna "Foolsfate")

--"You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?" -- Batman
(from Anna "Foolsfate", Austin O'Bade, Jim Dickey)

--"Ooh, somebody stop me!" -- The Mask
(from Anna "Foolsfate")

--" . . . Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies." -- The Shawshank Redemption
(from Erika Dedrich, eternal optimist)

--"Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has its own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick! I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik, spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." -- So I Married an Axe Murderer
(from anonymous)

--"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." -- Gladiator
(from Hatem Seoudi)

--"The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do." -- Gladiator
(from Hatem Seoudi)

--"Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back." -- Gladiator
(from Hatem Seoudi)

--"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." -- Billy Madison
(from Joe "Cheeseman")

--"I am a machine." -- Terminator 3
(from Joe "Cheeseman")

--"Hey, would you, uh, love me the rest of my life?" ... "No. I'm gonna love you for the rest of mine
." -- Phenomenon (from Ryan Marras and HR Betty Boop)

--"Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it." -- A River Runs Through It
(from Audrey)

--"It's like looking in a mirror. Only... not." -- Face/Off
(from Nelle Edwards)

--"I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Jack." -- Titanic
(from Rose)

--"If you're gonna send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is." -- XXX


--"Have fun stormin' the castle!" -- The Princess Bride
(from Jim Hull, Keith Lehman)

--"You don't throw a whole life away just 'cause it's banged up a little." -- Seabiscuit


--"That is vere you're wrung! Wex is not just wex!" -- Return of the Pink Panther
(from John Meyer)

--"Rule number one: no names. Rule number two: never change the plan. Rule number three: don't look in the package." -- The Transporter


--"And Jeffrey Wigand, who's out on a limb, does he go on television and tell the truth? Yes. Is it newsworthy? Yes. Are we gonna air it? Of course not. Why? Because he's not telling the truth? No. Because he is
telling the truth. That's why we're not going to air it. And the more truth he tells, the worse it gets!" -- The Insider (from Goh Cher Wee)

--"Wax on, wax off." -- The Karate Kid
(from Lindsey Welsh)

--"Heeeere's JOHNNY!!!" -- The Shining
(from Sam J. Muscanere)

--"There's only two men I trust. One is me. The other is not you." -- Con Air
(from Joe "Cheeseman")

--"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" -- Network
(from Gabe Garcia)

--"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?" ... "That's right, Matrix. You did!" ... "I lied." -- Commando [with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Matrix]
(from Da Roach)

--"One Ring To Rule Them All, One Ring To Find Them, One Ring To Bring Them All, And In The Darkness Bind Them." -- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(from Rachel Ford)

--"You rule this town like God rules the world. You give and you take away." -- Road to Perdition
(from Kris Ashton)

--"The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe that (a) You're not home, (b) You're home but you don't want to talk to me, or (c) You're home, desperately want to talk to me, but you're trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or (c), please give me a call." -- When Harry Met Sally
(from Lora Kathleen Myers)

--"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." -- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(from Kelsey Omvig)

--"You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of." ... "But you have heard of me." -- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(from Kelsey Omvig)

--"
"Me? I'm scared of everything! I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you!" -- Dirty Dancing (from Sarah L)

--"What kind of a Mickey Mouse outfit would name their team The Ducks?" -- Space Jam
(from Marc "The Toolman" Vallee)

--"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." -- Animal Crackers
(from James Harman, Steve Joyal)

--"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity." -- Caddyshack [Rodney Dangerfield] (from James Harman)

--"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." -- The Godfather
(from Lance)

--"I've already wasted my whole life. I want to tell you with my last breath that I have always loved you. I would rather be a ghost, drifting by your side as a condemned soul, than enter heaven without you." -- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
(from Yvette Martin)

--"Do you expect me to talk?" ... "No, Mister Bond. I expect you to die." -- Goldfinger
(from Don Smythe)

--"Today is a good day to die." -- Little Big Man; Flatliners
(from Vic Fresnoza)

--"Every man dies. Not every man really lives." -- Braveheart
(from Jrodg)

--"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super." -- Van Wilder
(from Jrodg)

--"You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming. . . . When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?" -- Roxanne
(from Katie)

--"The great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it." -- Spider-Man
(from Laura Brewer)

--"Why should I agree to swap one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants one mile away?" -- The Patriot
(from Katie)

--"If I die, then I will die well dressed." -- The Patriot
(from Katie)

--" . . . There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for." -- The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(from Chilope)

--"I like to watch." -- Being There
(from Carter Bays)



--"Heros get remembered, but legends never die." -- The Sandlot (from Swimmer)

--"If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." -- Rounders
(from Bob Melone)

--"Run awaaay!!" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(from Pat the Great)

--"Run, Forrest, Run!" -- Forrest Gump
(from Marina Fabro )

--" I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it's both." -- Forrest Gump


--"They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!" -- Braveheart
(from Mark G)

--" . . . Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings." -- It's a Wonderful Life
(from Mertistine Bass)

--"I was born a poor Black child." -- The Jerk
(from Patrick Entanokowski, Melinda Kammerer)

--"We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free." -- The Matrix Reloaded
(from Fang Qiang)

--"What we do in life echoes in eternity." -- Gladiator


--"I couldn't be any more surprised if I woke up in the morning with my head sewn to the carpet." -- National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
(from Beth Bookman)

--"Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum?" ... "That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs." -- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
(from Brodie McNabb)

--"Out here, due process is a bullet." -- The Green Berets
(from Henry West)

--"Mine! Mine! Mine!" -- seagulls in Finding Nemo
(from MintyFreshness)

--"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One." -- City of Angels
(from anonymous)

--"I just had a terrible thought: what if this is a dream?" -- Total Recall
(from Steve Swanson)

--"Well I think we just gave him a chance. Sometimes all somebody needs is a good chance." -- Seabiscuit
(from Terri Prizant)

--"Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acids stain you, drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful; you might as well live." -- Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle; Girl, Interrupted
(from Rachel Wright)

--"Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted." -- Girl, Interrupted
(from Rachel Wright)

--"In these dreams I've loved you so, that by now I think I know what it's like to be loved by you. I will love being loved by you." -- The King And I
(from Rachel Wright)

--"I wish I had a dime for every dime I had." -- Arthur
(from Susan Harris)

--"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow." -- To Have and Have Not
(from Terry Braswell, Jr.)

--"Damn the man. Save the Empire." -- Empire Records
(from Amanda)

--"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy." -- Finding Nemo
(from Lacey H.)

--"Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame." -- Dirty Dancing
(from Amanda Crafton)

--"Dancing's just a conversation between two people. Talk to me." -- Hope Floats
(from Caligrl)

--"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part." -- Se7en
(from Treeflame)

--"Why us? Why does it have to be us?" ... "Because we're here, lad." -- Zulu
(from Prof. Charles A. Endress)

--"I didn't know that it was right to love her. I just loved her." -- The Horse Whisperer
(from Caligrl)

--If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place!" -- Scent of a Woman
(from Dindo Santiago)

--"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." -- Sunset Boulevard
(from Wildon)

--"I think it was John Lennon who said: 'Life is what happens when you're making other plans.'" -- The Office
(from Cindy Mills)

--"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man." -- True Grit
(from Marc Weldon)

--"Now, I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead." -- Silverado
(from Tom)

--"Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night!" -- The Truman Show
(from Tom Duncan)

--"Yes, how selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do." -- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
(from Tom Duncan)

--"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer." -- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
(from Tom Duncan)

--"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone." -- The Godfather, Part II
(from Alexandria)

--"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Moulin Rouge
(from Alexandria, Jennifer Leigh Linginfelter)

--"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(from Sarah Buuck)

--"You a bounty hunter?" ... "A man has to do something these days to earn a living." ... "Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." -- The Outlaw Josey Wales
(from Steven Schroeder)

--"I want the fairy tale." -- Pretty Woman
(from OfCourseUWantMe)

--"Endeavor to persevere." -- The Outlaw Josey Wales
(from Krystal Radlinski)

--"Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club." -- The Breakfast Club
(from Krystal Radlinski)

--"Leave the gun. Bring the canolis." -- The Godfather
(from Purple Moon)

--"STELLA!!!" -- A Streetcar Named Desire
(from Purple Moon)

--"INCONCEIVABLE." ... "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." -- The Princess Bride
(from David Greenspun, Justin Hoesing)

--"Here's looking at you, kid." -- Casablanca
(from Paul Watkins, Herbert Goldberg)

--"I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it." -- The Color Purple
(from Roeloff Jansen)

--"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?" -- Tombstone
(from Jina Choe)

--"I have a very bad feeling about this." -- Star Wars
(from Anthony Sherratt)

--"I have a bad feeling about this." -- Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
(from Anthony Sherratt)

--"I have a really bad feeling about this." -- Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
(from Anthony Sherratt)

--"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." -- The Blues Brothers
(from Mini)

--"There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." -- The Godfather, Part II
(from Joe Ellis, Gregorio Gonsalves)

--"Llama face!" -- The Emperor's New Groove
(from H. Carlyle)

--"Why is the rum gone?" ... "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?" ... "But why is the rum gone?" -- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(from Andy-Big A)

--"For five hundred dollars a month I'll kill whoever you want. But keep one thing in mind, I'd gladly kill you for free." -- The Last Samurai
(from Kelsey Omvig)

--"See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now." -- Tremors
(from Mike Richard)

--"I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy." -- Batman
(from Austin O'Bade)

--"I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me." -- Batman
(from Austin O'Bade)

--"A man expects his wife to--" ... "--behave herself, naturally." ... "To behave herself naturally
." -- The Philadelphia Story (from Eieio Abner)

--"I feel the need--" ... "--the need for speed!" -- Top Gun
(from Leigh Beirley and Alex Scheepens)

--"If you find yourself alone, riding through green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium, and are already dead." -- Gladiator
(from Wojtek Mazur)

--"Hey guys, I'm back!" ... "You were gone?" -- The Ice Storm
(from Wojtek Mazur)

--"Surely you can't be serious." ... "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." -- Airplane
(Melinda Kammerer)

--"I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special." -- Steel Magnolias
(from Melinda Kammerer)

--"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today." -- Groundhog Day
(from Nancy Consalvi)

--"The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be more lovely than you are now. We will never be here again." -- Troy
(from Larry Hubner)

--"He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend." -- Unforgiven
(from Steve & Robin George)

--"He's prime-time in love with you." -- Top Gun
(from Mandy Kendall)

--"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate." -- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(from Mandy Kendall)

--"If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are! Loser!" -- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
(from Joshua Clark)

--"What're you rebelling against, Johnny?" ... "Whaddya got?" -- The Wild One
(from Fauacjalae)

--"My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are. We are lions! Do you know what's waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!" -- Troy
(from Cassie)

--"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." -- The Replacements
(from Sheryl Story)

--"You cool man? ... "Like how?" -- Dazed and Confused
(from Gennaro Ianniciello)

--"You ain't heard nothin' yet." -- The Jazz Singer
(from John Cvejanovich)

--"What we hold to be right, and good, and true IS right and good and true for all men. Otherwise we're just another robber tribe." -- First Knight


--"It's good to be the king!" -- History of the World, Part I
(from John Cvejanovich)

--"By the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks. Came from a well in Hinkley." -- Erin Brockovich
(from anonymous)

--"What I mean, sir, is if you was to put me with this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... well, pack your bags, boys. War's over." -- Saving Private Ryan
(from Gregorio Gonsalves)

--"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave." --Tombstone
(from Christa)

--""Perhaps on the rare occasion pursuing the right course demands an act of piracy, piracy itself can be the right course?" -- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(from Mandy Kendall)

--"We thought you was a toad!" -- Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
(from Carole Hicks)

--"I like your nurse's uniform, guy." -- Rushmore
(from Tamara Shields)

--"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday." -- American Beauty
(from Chuck)

--"Say, you don't look too good. The sight of blood bother you?" ... "Only my own." --Big Jake
(from Tim McGuire)

--"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?" -- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(from Scarlett)

--"You're out of your mind." ... "Yeah. Ain't it cool?" -- Broken Arrow
(from Scarlett)

--" . . . Aside from being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal." -- Benny & Joon
(from Scarlett)

--"Yo, Adrian!" -- Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky IV
(from Brett Moorman)

--"And the last thing he said to me, 'Rock,' he said, 'sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Rock,' he said, 'but I'll know about it and I'll be happy.'" -- Knute Rockne All American
(from Herbert Goldberg I)

--"You are Chris Knight aren't you?" ... "I hope so, I'm wearing his underwear." -- Real Genius
(from James M. Harman)

--" . . . You know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped." -- The Princess Bride
(from Sam Speers)

--"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time." -- Fight Club
(from Rachel Winzer)

--"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it." -- The Lion King
(from Rachel Winzer)

--"How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on... when in your heart... you begin to understand... there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep... that have taken hold." -- The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(from Rachel Winzer)

--"Do you see her face? Girls like that are born with a boyfriend." -- Beautiful Girls
(from Rachel Winzer)

--"Where's the rest of me...?" Kings Row
(from Herb Goldberg)

--"Susanna, four days ago... you chased a bottle of aspirin with a bottle of vodka." ..."I had a headache." -- Girl, Interrupted
(from Kristyn Fraley)

--"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
(from Customer Support, Jade Douso)

--"Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
(from Jade Douso)

--"Let's rage at the dying of the light a little bit." -- Glory Daze
(from LA fortich)

--"Gummi Bear? They've been in my pocket, they're real warm and soft." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
(from Customer Support)

--"I want to be alone." -- Grand Hotel
(from Jonah Kalb)

--"I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(from Michael C. Black)

--"You stole from my kin!" ... "Who was fixin' to betray us." ... "You didn't know that at the time." ... "So I borrowed it until I did know." -- Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
(from Michael C. Black)

--"You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes." ... "Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes." -- Blade Runner
(from Bruce Collins)

--"Chon Wang." ... "John Wayne? That's a terrible cowboy name. That's not going to work. And neither is the ponytail." -- Shanghai Noon
(from Tim Walker)

--" Where have you been?" ... "Taking care of something ugly!" -- The Three Musketeers
(from Customer Support)

--"FREEDOM!!!" -- Braveheart
(from Raywhite)

--"We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" -- Dumb and Dumber
(from Raywhite)

--"Look at the pelican FLY! Come on, pelican." -- Scarface
(from Crybaby Manda)

--"It is a teacher's burden always to hope that, with learning, a boys' character might be changed, and so, the destiny of a man." -- The Emperor's Club
(from LA fortich)

--"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." -- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(from Dragon Girl)

--"Damn! We're in a tight spot!" -- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
(from Meaghann Peveler)

--"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." -- Dr. Strangelove
(from Rachel Mino)

--"The journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass. And then you see it." ... "What, Gandalf? See what?" ... "White shores. And beyond. The far green country under a swift sunrise." -- The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(from Dragon Girl)

--"To do then now would be retro. To do then then was very now-tro." -- A Mighty Wind
(from Jessica Porto)

--"You... you killed him?" ... "No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him." -- Collateral
(from Diane Omvig)

--"Colonel! Colonel! They're shooting at us!" ... "Well, shoot back!" Black Hawk Down
(from Diane Omvig)

--"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Animal House
(from Thomas Ferchaw)

--"Do not fear death, but rather the unlived life. You don't have to live forever. You just have to live." Tuck Everlasting
(from Hannah R)

--"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?" Armageddon
(from Mirage Imaging)

--"Snap out of it!" Moonstruck
(from Kim Hiatt)

--"Men are gonna get killed here today, Sue, and I'm gonna kill 'em." -- Open Range
(from Thom Pantazi)

--"Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying." -- Open Range
(from Thom Pantazi)

--"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that." -- Say Anything
(from Thom Pantazi)

--"I'm thinkin' of something orange. Something orange. Give up? It's an orange." -- UHF
(from Jeremy Hamlin)

--"For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly." -- UHF
(from Jeremy Hamlin)

--"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs." ... "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth." -- Jurassic Park
(from Flick Chick)

--"As you wish." -- The Princess Bride
(from Justin Hoesing)

--"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." -- Caddyshack
-- (from Jim Dickey)

--"Carpe diem
, seize the day, boys, make your lives extraordinary." -- Dead Poets Society (from Herb Goldberg)

--"Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?" -- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
(from Nicole Safuto)

--"The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors." ... "No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?" -- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(from Alyssa Soren)

--"Your life will not go unwitnessed because I will be your witness." -- Shall We Dance (from Nicholas Gichu)

--"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart! . . . You're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend." -- The Godfather: Part II (from Nicholas Gichu)

--"God bless America. And no place else." -- Head of State (from Nicholas Gichu)

--"Madness! Madness!" -- The Bridge on the River Kwai (from Carter Bays)

--"Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal." ... "There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?" ... "I want you to leave and never come back." ... "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'No.'" -- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (from Lisa Moncrieff)

--"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch." -- Austin Powers in Goldmember (from Lisa Moncrieff)

--"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." -- G.I. Jane (from Nicholas Gichu)

--"Are we negotiating?" ... "Always." -- The Devi's Advocate (from Neeraja Shiknis)

--"Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim." -- Finding Nemo (from Carl D. Everhart)

--"You've got me? Who's got you?" -- Superman (from Carl D. Everhart)

--"You need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing." -- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (from Miz Kiddy)

--"Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring." ... "Great! Where are we going?" -- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (from Miz Kiddy)

--"They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!'" -- Cold Mountain

--"I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust." -- The Italian Job (from Omair Alavi)

--"You're the disease, and I'm the cure. " -- Cobra (from Omair Alavi)

--"To boldly go where no one has gone before." -- Star Trek: The Search for Spock (from Omair Alavi)

--"Live long and prosper." -- Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn (from Omair Alavi)

--"Back off, man. I'm a scientist." -- Ghostbusters (from Lydie)

--"I'm making this up as I go." -- Raiders of the Lost Ark (from Lydie)

--"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie." -- Scarface (from Darryl Brownoff)

--"Sometimes you just gotta say 'What the heck.'" -- Risky Business (from Ron Birtch)

--"Whatcha go to college? To get stupid? You're really stupid!" -- The Godfather: Part II (from Anna)

--"You are everything I never knew I always wanted." -- Fools Rush In (from Sharon Lamb)

--"I just think a man, working outdoors, feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds." -- The Shawshank Redemption (from Thomas J. Krause)

--"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads." -- Back to the Future (from Jeremy Pitcock)

--"What do you mean he don't eat no meat? Oh, that's okay. I make lamb." -- My Big Fat Greek Wedding (from Alex)

--"Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!" -- Some Like It Hot (from Shannon Leigh)

--"You're the only boy who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time." -- The Hot Chick (from Rainie eLLe)

--"I'm so insignificant, I can't even kill myself." ... "Miles, what the hell's that supposed to mean?" ... "C'mon, man, you know, Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Wolfe! You can't kill yourself before you've even been published!" -- Sideways

--"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever." -- This Is Spinal Tap (from "Bozo the Clown")

--"You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK." -- Happy Gilmore (from Ron Birtch)

--"Got lost in his own museum, eh?" -- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (from John Meyer)

--"What's the craziest thing you've done lately?" -- The Girl Next Door (from John Meyer)

--"It ain't about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward." -- Rocky Balboa (from John Meyer)

--"I heard champagne chilling in the background." -- Mr. Mom (from Sharon Lamb)

--"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking." -- Zoolander (from Nicholas Gichu)

--"I am not steak. You can't just order me." -- Working Girl (from Karen Ledesma)

--"This woman has to be gotten to a hospital." . . . "A hospital? What is it?" . . . "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now." -- Airplane (from Steve Joyal)

--"You just killed a helicopter with a car!" ... "I was out of bullets." -- Live Free or Die Hard (from Nicholas Gichu)

--"Frightened? Child, you're talking to a man who's laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified." -- The Wizard of Oz

--"I am standing here beside myself." -- Short Circuit (from Ron Birtch)

--"Never send adults to do a kid's job." -- Spy Kids

--"I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people." -- There Will Be Blood

--"If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. . . . And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!" -- There Will Be Blood

--"We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening." -- This Is Spinal Tap (from Kathleen)

--"You do not really know someone until you fight them." -- The Matrix Reloaded

--"Once we clued into the fact that life is finite, the thought of losing it didn't scare us anymore. The end comes no matter what, the only thing that matters is how do you wanna go out, on your feet or on your knees?" -- The Kingdom (from Thom Pantazi)

--"He sorta loves me. He hates me. It's fun!" -- Waitress

--"Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired." -- Glengarry Glen Ross

--"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is ... you DO NOT talk about Fight Club." -- Fight Club (from Riia Carnegie-Brown)

--"I'm not locked in here with you! You're locked in here with ME!" -- Watchmen

--"Don't go in the pimped out fridge, Jack." -- Race to Witch Mountain

--"If you don't mind, I'm gonna pass out."  -- Ronin

--"I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, 'Hang the sense of it,' and keep yourself busy. I'd much rather be happy than right any day." ... "And are you?" ... "Ah, no." -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

--"So, what are they like?" ... "Malcontents, complainers. Stubborn as mules in the morning." ... "Oh. So you like them, then." -- The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

--"You want to be a good archaeologist, you've got to get out of the library!" -- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

--"Love isn't a feeling . . . it's an ability." -- Dan in Real Life

--"Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised." -- Dan in Real Life

--"White Russian, no ice, no vodka... hold the Kahlua." -- Catwoman

--"My wounds are deeper than your desires." -- Sex and Death 101

--"Some dreams are too true to be good." -- Sex and Death 101

--"I think I'd miss you even if we never met." -- The Wedding Date

--"Second time I saved your life!" ... "Yeah, run a tab!" -- Ghosts of Mars

--"Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?" -- Lilo & Stitch

--"How many wishes do I get?" ... "As many as you want." -- The NeverEnding Story

--"We must have boat. Even now may be too late. This is your island, I make your responsibility you help us get boat quickly, otherwise there is World War Three, and everybody is blaming YOU!" -- The Russians Are Coming The Russians Are Coming

--"I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one hundred percent!" -- Horton Hears a Who

--"In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies." -- Horton Hears a Who

--"No regrets, that's my motto. Well, that and everyone Wang Chung tonight." -- Out Cold (2001) (from Hector Gonzalez)

--"I don't want no Commies in my car. No Christians either." -- Repo Man (from Thomas Nelson)

--"I require seventy percent." ... "And yet you'll only get fifty." ... "Done." -- The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)

--"Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout . . . 'Do your worst, for I will do mine!'" -- The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)

--"Hey, Boo." -- To Kill a Mockingbird (from Deanie Nyman)

--"The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be!" -- Dr. No

--''You work hard, try to provide for the family, and then, for one minute, everything's good. Everyone's well, everyone's happy. And that one minute, you have peace." -- While You Were Sleeping

--"Will you marry me? Because I'd like to date you." -- The Proposal

--"Paris is always a good idea." -- Sabrina (1995)

--"Everybody loves you. You just think they're all wrong." -- Forces of Nature

--"Let me let you go." -- The Lake House

--"To create is to forgive yourself in public." -- Nine

--"Just relax and let your mind go blank. That shouldn't be too hard for you." -- Avatar

--"Have you ever been in love?" ... "A doll in Washington Heights once got a fox fur outta me." -- Laura

--"I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom." -- Laura

--"I'm not kind, I'm vicious. It's the secret of my charm." -- Laura

--"I don't know a lot about anything, but I know a little about practically everything." -- Laura

--"I also read palms, I swallow swords, I mend my own socks, I never eat garlic or onions, what more could you want of a man?" -- Laura

--"I must say, for a charming, intelligent girl, you certainly surrounded yourself with a remarkable collection of dopes." -- Laura

--"I can afford a blemish on my character, but not on my clothes." -- Laura

--"In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention." -- Laura

--"Dean? He's brilliant." ... "You called him a slick git not five hours ago!" ... "Yeah, well, he was running his hands all over my sister, wasn't he? Something snaps. You've got to hate him, you know. On principle." -- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

--"She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One." ... "But I am the Chosen One." -- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

--"There's only two kinds of people in the world. There's women. And there's men." -- (500) Days of Summer

--"Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature." -- (500) Days of Summer

--"C'mon, Steve. We've got diem to carpe." -- Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

--"We can kill each other later." --The Forbidden Kingdom

--"What was I before I was born?" -- Sunshine Cleaning

--"If you already live in Heaven, where do you go when you die?" -- Sunshine Cleaning

--"These are our golden years. We gotta prove our mothers wrong! Don't waste 'em." -- Maid in Manhattan

--"Can you keep a secret?" ... "Of course!" ... "Good. So can I." -- Maid in Manhattan

--"What defines us is how well we rise after falling." -- Maid in Manhattan

--"Nothing is over until we decide it is!" -- Animal House

--"Damn reporters." ... "Like the first ant at a picnic." -- Sweet Home Alabama

--"There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people." -- Sweet Home Alabama

--"This is one of those disasters waiting to happen. You know, one of the big ones that only cockroaches survive?" -- Sweet Home Alabama

--"I can't control her any more than I can control the weather." -- Sweet Home Alabama

--"Why do you want to dance?" ... "Why do you want to live?" -- The Red Shoes

--"Not a word! I will do the talking. You will do the dancing." -- The Red Shoes

--"Well, I'll be damned!" ... "Most of us are." -- The Professionals

--"Maybe there's only one revolution. Since the beginning. The good guys against the bad guys. Question is, who are the good guys?" -- The Professionals

--"Go to hell!" ... "Yes, ma'am. I'm on my way." -- The Professionals

--"You and he were good friends." ... "That's right." ... "And yet you would have killed him." ... "That's right." ... "For money." ... "That's right." -- The Professionals

--"So what else is on your mind besides hundred-proof women, ninety-proof whiskey, and fourteen-carat gold?" ... "Amigo, you just wrote my epitaph." -- The Professionals

--"You bastard!" ... "Yessir. In my case, an accident of birth. But you sir, you're a self-made man." -- The Professionals

--"You're not the same as you were before. You were much more -- muchier. You've lost your muchness." -- Alice in Wonderland [2010]

--"Have I gone mad?" ... "Afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." -- Alice in Wonderland [2010]

--"Don't you care what people think of you?" ... "I'm not responsible for what people think, only for what I am." -- The Big Country (from Barb Novak)

--"You are a better husband to me - without being married - than any of those real husbands will ever be. And that's enough for me." -- He's Just Not That Into You (from Barb Novak)

--"Remember, before you can do good, General Pang, you must look after yourself." -- The Warlords

--"My wife deserves vengeance. Doesn't make any difference whether I know about it." -- Memento

--"Sometimes the magic works. Sometimes it doesn't." -- Little Big Man

--"Gentlemen! May our journey be long and filled with agony and torment, and may we all complain about it bitterly as old men." -- Clash of the Titans [2010]

--"What, don't you ever smile?" ... "When I spit in the eyes of the gods, then I'll smile." -- Clash of the Titans [2010]

--"Release the Kraken!" -- Clash of the Titans [2010] 

--"The thing about this music is the same thing about this whiskey." ... "Which is?" ... "I forget." -- Nights in Rodanthe

--"When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." -- John Rambo

--"Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?" -- The Major and the Minor

--“You stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.” -- Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

--"Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night!" -- All About Eve (from Terri Prizant)

--"Applause ... like waves of love pouring over the footlights." -- All About Eve

--"Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men." -- All About Eve

--"Funny business, a woman's career - the things you drop on your way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman." -- All About Eve

--"You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent!" -- All About Eve

--"The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys." -- All About Eve

--"You're an improbable person, Eve, and so am I. We have that in common. Also our contempt for humanity and inability to love and be loved, insatiable ambition, and talent. We deserve each other." -- All About Eve

--"I shall never understand the weird process by which a body with a voice suddenly fancies itself as a mind." -- All About Eve

--"So many people know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell me about me." -- All About Eve

--"Infants behave the way I do, you know. They carry on and misbehave - they'd get drunk if they knew how - when they can't have what they want, when they feel unwanted or insecure or unloved."  -- All About Eve

--"He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, 'Vodka soda.' If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shotgun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?" -- 27 Dresses

--"Who was that? And where can I get one? Is he coming back?" -- 27 Dresses

--"I'm on this new diet. Well, I don't eat anything. And when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese. I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight." -- The Devil Wears Prada (from Terri Prizant)

--"Trust me, there's no upside to cutting the undead any slack." -- Hellboy: Sword of Storms

--"I'm twelve. But I've been twelve for a long time." -- Let the Right One In

--"Am I not a man? And is a man not stupid? I'm a man, so I married. Wife, children, house, everything. The full catastrophe." -- Zorba the Greek

--"If your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try." -- The Social Network

--"Every Creation myth needs a Devil." -- The Social Network

--"You're embarrassing me beyond therapy." -- All-Star Superman

--"I'm working to be a meteorologist because that's the only job I can be wrong every day and not get fired." -- Monsters

--"Mongo only pawn in game of life." -- Blazing Saddles (from Terri Prizant)

--"I'm the lost princess!" -- Tangled

--"I just told ya, I dunno where Mister Hoppy went. And I ain't supposed to tell!" -- Hopalong Cassidy: Fool's Gold

--"You're messin' with my Zen thing, man!" -- Tron: Legacy

--"My city screams. She needs me." -- The Spirit

--"It astonishes me that Mr. LaBoeuf has been shot, trampled, and nearly bitten his tongue off, and yet not only does he continue to talk but he spills the banks of English." -- True Grit [2010]

--"I do not entertain hypotheticals. The world itself is vexing enough." -- True Grit [2010]

--"[BLAM!] Anybody else want to negotiate?" -- The Fifth Element

--"Retreat, hell! We just got here!" -- Battle: Los Angeles

--"Is this Heaven?" ... "If it were, we'd be eating strawberry Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak." -- Rango 

--"No man can walk out of his own story." -- Rango

--"Don't ever write a check with your mouth you can't cash with your ass." -- Sucker Punch

--"For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know." -- Sucker Punch

--"I met her in a mall. Shoulda known our relationship was doomed." -- Say Anything

--"If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant surprise." -- Say Anything

--" I don't think you're being fair to me, Mr. Kidd . . . You're treating me like you treat all your other writers." -- The Philadelphia Story

-- "Do you s'pose, sir, speaking of eye-openers...?" ... "That's the first sane remark I've heard today. Come along, Dexter, I know a formula that's said to pop the pennies off the eyelids of dead Irishmen." -- The Philadelphia Story

--"I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy." -- The Philadelphia Story

--"No one goes through the Valley of the Dead! That's why they call it the Valley of the Dead." -- The Scorpion King

--"After a long day of looting and pillaging, there is no greater city than Gomorrah... except maybe Sodom." -- The Scorpion King

--"Sometimes ya just gotta roll the dice." -- Paul

--"I just missed your heart." -- Hanna

--"Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back like a normal person?!" -- Bridesmaids

--"I'm life and I'm gonna bite you in the ass!" -- Bridesmaids

--"I have the highest possible security clearance. Don't repeat that." -- Bridesmaids

--"For twenty-three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!" -- The Wizard of Oz

--[Igor at the new lab] "I don't know, a little paint, some flowers, a few throw pillows..." -- Young Frankenstein (from Lauren Kearns)

--"I'm trying to be your girlfriend, Gerry! I'm trying to win you back! I'm standing on the platform at Limbo Central with my heart and soul packed in my suitcase waiting for the Gerry F--king Express to roll in and tell me that my ticket is still valid and that I may reboard the train. Only the station announcer keeps coming on and telling me that my train has been delayed as the driver has suffered a major panic attack in Indecision City. 'We suggest you take the bus!'" -- Sliding Doors (from B.W. Lane)

--"Vengeance is the mission." -- The Mechanic 

--"I have broken every law I have sworn to uphold, I have become what I beheld and I am content that I have done right!" --
The Untouchables 

--"First rule of Bean Club ... you do not talk about Bean Club. Second rule of Bean Club ... is you don't talk about Bean Club."
-- Puss in Boots 

--"I have been thinking, Miss Softpaws, that when we go our separate ways, we can go our separate ways ... together."
-- Puss in Boots 

--"What can I say? I was a bad kitty." -- Puss in Boots 

--"We both have urges. Satisfying mine requires more towels." -- The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 


--"You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!"
-- The Avengers [2012] 

--"An ant has no quarrel with a boot."
-- The Avengers [2012] 

--"Are you nuts?!" ... "Jury's out."
-- The Avengers [2012] 

--"I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."
-- The Avengers [2012] 

--"He's a spy, he's the spy! His secrets have secrets."
-- The Avengers [2012] 

--"It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel."
-- The Avengers [2012] 

--"You think yourself above them?" ... "Well, yes." -- The Avengers [2012] 

--"That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him." -- The Avengers [2012] 

--"He is my brother." ... "He killed eighty people in two days!" ... "He's adopted."  -- The Avengers [2012] 

--"Hulk! Smash!" -- The Avengers [2012] 

--"Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives the exam first, then the lesson." -- Red Tails 

--"Snow in the theatre. A very bad sign." -- Allegro Non Troppo 

--"Saving the world is one thing, Hopper. My daughter is quite another." -- Battleship 

--"You want to come to Hollywood, make a fake movie, and do nothing?" ... "That's right." ... "You'll fit right in!" -- Argo 

--"That's how we deal with death. Can't change what is, so we keep it light until it gets dark. And then we get pitch black." -- The Expendables 2 

--"Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to." -- Men in Black 3 

--"All right, that's it! I don't want you talking to me for the rest of the robbery." -- Tower Heist 

--"You brought a stolen car to a robbery?!?" -- Tower Heist 

--"Do you think he'll ever return?" ... "One cannot choose but wonder. You see, he has all the time in the world." -- The Time Machine [1960] 

--"I like to be alone." ... "So do I! Let's do it together." -- ParaNorman 

--"Listen to me! You don't need to be hanging out with weird people, okay? That's a tip." -- ParaNorman 

--"Mom, you're embarrassing me!" ... "That's my job."
-- ParaNorman 

--"Are you packing, dear?" ... "Yes, darling, I'm just putting away this liquor." -- After the Thin Man 

--"Let's get something to eat. I'm...thirsty!" --
After the Thin Man 

--"I wish we had time to bury them fellas." ... "To hell with them fellas! Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms." -- The Outlaw Josey Wales (from bendwat)

--"Show and tell, Victor! You show me -- and I won't tell!" -- Frankenweenie

--"Yes, she does have a certain something which trumps logic. So go ahead, walk into the propeller." -- To Rome with Love

--"This whole town: big heads, small potatoes." -- Looper

--"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." -- The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (from David Angelo)

--"Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!" -- McLintock! (from David Angelo)

--"We are very busy bringing joy to children! We don't have time for ... children." -- Rise of the Guardians

--"The world is not in your books and maps. It's out there." -- The Hobbit: an Unexpected Journey

--"Look at the people. You tell me which ones are free. Free from debt. Anxiety. Stress. Fear. Failure. Indignity. Betrayal. How many wish that they were born knowing what they know now? Ask yourself how many would do things the same way over again?" -- Jack Reacher

--"This world spins from the same unseen forces that twist our hearts." -- Cloud Atlas

--"By each crime and every kindness, we birth our future." -- Cloud Atlas

--"I will not be subjugated to criminal abuse!" -- Cloud Atlas

--"All boundaries are conventions, waiting to be transcended. One may transcend any convention, if only one can first conceive of doing so." -- Cloud Atlas

--"Just trying to understand why we keep making the same mistakes over and over." -- Cloud Atlas

--"Death is a door." -- Cloud Atlas

--"Being human is feeling bad, it's feeling pissed off, it's feeling scared and not being able to do anything about it. Until you don't feel that way anymore. Until you can just see your way out of it." -- Beautiful Creatures

--"How do you sleep at night?" ... "I don't drink coffee after seven." -- Parker

--"There's no place like home ... There's no place like home ... There's no place like home ... " -- The Wizard of Oz (from Libby Wilson)

--"Betrayed again. Shoulda seen it coming. Especially since the first time it happened was the day I was born." -- Riddick

--"If we have souls, they are made of the love we share." -- Oblivion

--"I'll be right back -- soon as I ditch this cop!" -- Safety Last

--"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." -- Taken (from Tony B)

--"The conquest of new worlds always makes demands of human life. And there will always be men who will accept the risk." -- First Man into Space

--"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll." -- This Is Spinal Tap (from Neil Taylor)

--"You don't turn your back on family, even when they do." -- Fast & Furious 6

--"Curious, how everyone who touches those diamonds seems to die." -- Diamonds Are Forever

--"I don't get vests. Is it winter on your torso and summer on your arms?" -- Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

--"This whole idea sounds pretty half-baked." ... "Oh, it's not. It's completely baked." -- The Graduate

--"I hate space." -- Gravity

--"It's not that I don't love our little talks, it's just -- I don't love them." -- Thor: The Dark World

--"He kicked you?" ... "Yes, officer, right in the middle of my daily duty." -- The Music Box (from "Sugar" Williams)

--"All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people." -- My Man Godfrey (from Kathleen Jevin)

--"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!" ... "Your winnings, sir." ... "Oh, thank you very much." -- Casablanca

--"Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living." -- Princess Mononoke

--"Hello, Beastie." -- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

--"Hello, Beastie." -- Maleficent

--"Why us?" ... "Because we're here, lad. Nobody else. Just us." -- Zulu (from Verdun)

--"Spaghetti without wine is like a ship without a rudder." -- Images (from Jo Trotter)

--"There is nothing more horrifying than a miracle." -- Captain America: The Winter Soldier

--"I don't care about losing all the money. It's losing all the stuff!" -- The Jerk

--"I want more life...!" -- Blade Runner

--"I'll go to your room, but you'll have to seduce me." -- Vicky Cristina Barcelona

--"Why can't we make what we want to make the way we want to make it?!?" -- Transformers: Age of Extinction

--"Take your filthy hands off my asp!" -- The Pink Panther (from David N. Caracappa)

--"I can see it now: you and the moon. Wear a necktie so I'll know you." -- The Cocoanuts (
from David N. Caracappa)

--"Do you love her?" ... "YES! But don't hold that against me! I'm a little screwy myself."
-- It Happened One Night (from David N. Caracappa)
 

--"Young people in love are never hungry." -- It Happened One Night (from David N. Caracappa)

--"Just because someone stumbles, loses their way, it doesn't mean they're lost forever." -- X-Men: Days of Future Past"

--"This rotten town, it soils everybody." -- Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

--"Wait till they get a load of me!" -- Batman (from majorl2001)

--"Apes not kill apes." -- Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

--"All evil needs to win is the consent of good people." -- Atlas Shrugged: Part III

--"Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty human!" -- Planet of the Apes (
from Kim Mary Trotto)

--"I love you more than God." -- Robin and Marian (from Kim Mary Trotto)

--"Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious." -- Bad Boys (from Kim Smart)

--"We've codified our existence to bring it down to human size, to make it comprehensible. We've created a scale so that we can forget its unfathomable scale." -- Lucy

--"Without time, we don't exist." -- Lucy

--"Life was given to us a billion years ago. Now you know what to do with it." -- Lucy

--"It's not possible!" ... "No. It's necessary." -- Interstellar

--"If more people valued home above gold, this world would be a merrier place." -- The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

--"A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times: when he's born, when he marries, and when he dies." -- Kingsman: The Secret Service

--"Isn't it strange to create something that hates you?" -- Ex Machina

--"The challenge is not to act automatically. It's to find an action that is not automatic."
-- Ex Machina

--"The good deeds a man has done defend him."
-- Ex Machina

--"Did you program her to flirt with me?"
-- Ex Machina

--"Where must we go, we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?" -- Mad Max: Fury Road

--"I miss the bullets." -- Furious 7

--"Arthur, a real woman could stop you from drinking." ... "It'd have to be a real BIG woman." -- Arthur (from Mark Gold)

--"You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed, walk it off." -- Avengers: Age of Ultron

--"Here is a dime. Take it, call your mother, and tell her there is serious doubt about you ever becoming a lawyer." -- The Paper Chase

--"Hey, don't open that!" ... "Why not?" ... "You'll let the moonlight out." -- Box of Moon Light (from Jerome Goverman)

--"I'll show you my new dinosaur." -- Jurassic World

--"We need more teeth." -- Jurassic World

--"Death, grieving, mourning -- they're all commonplace. Logic is rare. And so I dwell on logic." -- Mr. Holmes

--"I have been alone all my life, but with the compensations of the intellect." -- Mr. Holmes

--"Sometimes don't you think that things are just inevitable?" ... "Yes, the thought has crossed my mind." -- Predestination

--"He had to have nothing in order to achieve so much." -- Predestination

--"You could get lost in there!" ... "Think positive!" ... "Okay! I'm positive you will get lost in there." -- Inside Out

--"Welcome to Earth." -- Independence Day

--"Why is the rum always gone?" -- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

--"Our lives were never ours. There was no real life because we didn't have any choice." -- The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2


--"I believe I said, 'Bring it back in one piece,' not 'Bring back one piece." -- Spectre


--"Don't worry, now! The train will be here the moment it arrives." -- The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns

--"I've got her right where she wants me." -- The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns

--"You can't fight who you are, Katia. You'll lose." -- Hitman: Agent 47

--"Never tell a soldier that he does not know the cost of war." -- Eye in the Sky


--"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ... "And also bears." -- Zootopia

--"Doug is the opposite of friendly. He's unfriendly." -- Zootopia

--"There's so much wisdom in here, I can't find anything!" -- Kung Fu Panda 3

--"Love has no law." -- The Mermaid

--"I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always." -- Monsters, Inc.
(from Rafe Tave)

--"They are singing the legend of Tarzan . . . They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them."
-- The Legend of Tarzan

--"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." -- Batman: The Killing Joke

--"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." -- The Outlaw Josey Wales

--"Clouds are like dreams floating across a sky-blue mind." -- The Outlaw Josey Wales

--"If you must blink, do it now!" -- Kubo and the Two Strings

--"It is not safe to be out alone when the moon is so bright." -- Dangerous Moonlight

--
“You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.” … “There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? ‘Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.” — Heat (from Chauncey Walters)

--"I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you."
Dirty Dancing

--"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?"
War Games

--"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement."
-- Joe Versus the Volcano

--"I see at long last what's wrong with the world -- too many sorcerers." -- Doctor Strange

--"...It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world." -- Casablanca

--"
You can find out all about a man, track him down, keep an eye on him. But you have to look him in the eye. All the tech you have can't help you with that. A license to kill also means a license NOT to kill." -- Spectre

--"I've really put you through a lot, haven't I? Well, that's brothers for you. They always know which buttons to press." -- Spectre

--"My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice." -- Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

--"You can stand to see the Imperial flag reign across the galaxy?" ... "It's not a problem if you don't look up." -- Rogue One

--"You exude pain. Your life is a patchwork of blackness with no time for joy. How do you cope with it?" ... "I have a butler." -- Justice League Dark

--"Pain is what makes a hero. It's like a pressure that either forms a diamond or grinds you into dust." -- Teen Titans: The Judas Contract

--"We are not at war. We are at peril." -- xXx 3

--"Kick some ass, get the girl ... and try to look dope while you're doin' it." -- xXx 3

--"I always know who you are. It's just, sometimes I don't recognize you." -- Logan

--"Don't be what they made you." -- Logan


--"I'm only saving you so I can kill you myself." -- The Great Wall

--"A key part of good communication is that both parties be conscious." -- Fifty Shades Darker




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