ONLY IN AMERICA, PART 2

 

Copyright 1999, 2015 by Jim Hull

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"Only in America" jokes circulate on the Internet. In case you missed 'em, here are some more, thought up by Yours Truly:

**Only in America...do we put Braille dots on the drive-up teller window...

**Only in America...do up to one-half of all pro sports teams make their annual playoffs...

**Only in America...do we get more credit-card offers every time we go deeper into debt...

**Only in America...can we fly to the Eastern US on Southwest Airlines and to Los Angeles on Alaska Airlines...

**Only in America...can we buy Jumbo Shrimp...

**Only in America...can we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway...

**Only in America...do we pay pay fees to health clubs so we can exercise, and then get upset when we can't find the TV remote...

 

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