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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The waiter says, "What'll ya have, boys?"
First vampire intones, "I want a mug of blood!"
Second vampire intones, "I also want a mug of blood!"
Third vampire says, "Just get me a glass of plasma."
The waiter turns toward the bar and yells, "THREE BLOODS AND A BLOOD LITE!"
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