TOSSED SNAIL
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A guy steps out his front door, looks down, and sees a snail. He picks it up and hurls it as far as he can.
Two years later, the guy steps out his front door, looks down, sees a snail. The snail says, "What the heck was that all about?"
[Thanks to Maureen Pinsonnault]
But caveat auctor: Jim reserves the right to put your little screed on his Web site! (And he has no dignity about this, so be careful what you say...)
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