TOSSED SNAIL

 

Copyright 1997, 2015 by Jim Hull

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A guy steps out his front door, looks down, and sees a snail. He picks it up and hurls it as far as he can.

Two years later, the guy steps out his front door, looks down, sees a snail. The snail says, "What the heck was that all about?"

 

[Thanks to Maureen Pinsonnault]

 

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