"WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN...?"

 

Original material Copyright 1998, 2015 by Jim Hull

(Please cite the author if you quote from his original work)

 

Jim Hull's brother sent him a list of jokes, and Jim was inspired to add a few.

(Uh-oh.)

Here's the original list:

 

>* WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN... *

>

>The Yoko Club? Oh no.

>The German philosophy club?.....I. Kant.

>The Ford-Nixon club?............Pardon me?

>The Arafat club?................Yessir.

>The Alzheimer's club?...........Forget it.

>The Ebert movie club?...........Roger.

>The Groucho Marx club?..........You bet your life.

>The Peter Pan club?.............Never. Never.

>The Japanese theater club?......Noh.

>The quarterback club?...........I'll pass.

>The Rhett Butler club?..........I don't give a damn.

>The compulsive rhymers club?....Okey-dokey.

>The Spanish optometrists club?..Si.

>The anti-perspirant club?.......Sure.

>The pregancy club?..............Conceivably.

>The Procrastinator's Club?......Maybe next week.

>The Self Esteem Builders?.......They wouldn't accept me anyway.

>The Agoraphobics Society?.......Only if they meet at my house.

>The Co-Dependence Club?.........Can I bring a friend?

>The Prayer Group?...............God willing!

 

...You get the idea.

 

Here are a few more from Jim:

 

* WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN... *

 

The Mongol Horde Club?...........No, but Genghis Khan.

The Buckwheat Club?..............Otay.

The Gambler's Club?..............You bet.

The Left-Sided Amputee Club?.....All right.

The Oklahoma Club?...............O.K.

The Wyatt Earp Club?.............O.K.

The Trivia Club?.................Know.

The Dieter's Club?...............No weigh.

The Apiary Club?.................I'll bee there.

The Card Club?...................Go Fish.

The Auctioneer's Club?...........I'm sold!

The Hedonist's Club?.............With pleasure!

The Charlie Parker Club?.........'Round midnight.

The Popcorn Club?................In a Jiffy.

The Oil-Changer's Club?..........In a Jiffy.

The Optometrist's Club?..........I'll see.

The Pacific Ocean Club?..........I'll sea.

The Optimists Club?..............I'd be happy to.

The Rotary Club?.................I'll give it a turn.

The Elk's Club?..................I'll horn in.

The Graphologist Club?...........I'll sign on.

The Breakfast Club?..............I'll enroll.

The Winchell's Club?.............I donut know.

The Twin Falls Club?.............Idaho.

The Bring-Your-Wife Club?........Alaska.

The Clocktower Club?.............With bells on!

The Preserves Club?..............I can.

 

If you find any part of his original work quoted without credit to the author, please let him know!

Thank you. jimhull@jimhull.com

 

TALK TO THE AUTHOR!

But caveat auctor: Jim reserves the right to put your little screed on his Web site! (And he has no dignity about this, so be careful what you say...)

 

Return to HUMOR!

 

THE ARTS!   CITY LIFE!   PHILOSOPHY!   POLITIX!   NATURE!   HUMOR!

About Jim Hull

 

(Return to Home Page)